Friday, October 15, 2010

RyRey

No explanation needed.

Nobunny - Mess Me Up

Baby Alex

This is Alex Midler. He doesn't like wearing elbow pads. He's super nice, funny, and rediculously good at skating.

I may be a little short

Vidhya: I need you to go to Nestle and pick up bananas and spoons.
Me: Okay. Sure.

Me: Hi, Vidhya sent me over to pick up some bananas and a box of spoons.
Guy: Oh okay. Do you have the cart?
Me: Uhh, no. Should I have brought one?
Guy: Yeah. I thought you were going to bring it. It's not that much, but I don't think you'll be able to carry it back. Hold on. Let me call...
Lady: Just give it to her.
Guy: But..she's just a little girl! (Looks over at me and then back at the other lady.) Fine. Come over to this side. I'm going to put these in a bag. They'll be heavy. And here's the box of spoons.

He gave me 4 banana bunches and a box of plastic spoons that weighed less than two pounds. Oh how you underestimate me.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Sushi Night!!

I had sushi today. It was sooo good.

Destroyed in 10 seconds

I had pizza at this one pizza place by Vans today. I'd eaten there before and only once ordered something to drink because everything there is so expensive. One slice of pizza ends up being a little less than five bucks with tax. I figure why pay for a drink when you can get free water out of a water fountain? I order my slice of pineapple pizza and start eating it, when the lady asks me if I would like a cup of ice water. I obviously go ahead and say yeah. Free water with free ice...Why not?

She tells me not to say anything and I figure she's not allowed to give out free water. I start drinking it and it turns out it's sprite! I was pretty bummed. I'd gone a month without touching soda and in ten seconds my soda-less streak was ruined.

It's not like I crave soda or anything either. It's not even like i'm trying to not drink it, I just usually don't. I'm used to cutting soda out in the fall and winter months because of wrestling. I don't wrestle anymore but after doing something for five years, it's easier to just keep doing it. Plus it's healthier to not drink soda. Today I was just expecting water. I felt like a little kid that had been tricked into eating vegetables.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Comes The Dawn

After a while you learn the subtle difference
Between holding a hand and chaining a soul,
And you learn that love doesn’t mean leaning
And company doesn’t mean security,
And you begin to learn that kisses aren’t contracts
And presents aren’t promises,
And you begin to accept your defeats
With your head up and your eyes open
With the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child,
And you learn to build all your roads on today,
Because tomorrow’s ground is too uncertain for plans,
And futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight.
After a while you learn
That even sunshine burns if you get too much.
So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul,
Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
And you learn that you really can endure...
That you really are strong,
And you really do have worth.
And you learn and learn...
With every goodbye you learn.
 - Veronica A. Shoffstall



Chuck Berry

Mr. Berry, you have inspired me to pick up the guitar.



Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Today at work

(Two guys that work at Mitsubishi walk up and ask for their daily smoothies.)
Dude: So how long have you been married?
Me: Oh, I'm not married.
Dude: Oh. Really? Well I saw the rings and I thought...
Me: Haha. Nope. I usually wear a ring on my other hand so I have to wear these on this hand.
Dude: It's to keep us away, isn't it?
Me: Haha nah.

51 years on this earth

It's my Dad's Birthday today.

Happy Birthday Sir.

She's officially over birthdays and cake.

"I take people's cake when they're not looking."